[Less]

Dear Less,
This is the sixth letter I have sent to you recently, I know you can read so I will assume that you are ignoring me in that stubborn way that you had back then, how can I tell?
Well, I advised you to develop an operating system for computers, I told you to get it up and running by the late seventies and you didn't.
I also told you to start up your own record label called Virgin, not to remain a virgin until your late 20's!
Well this is your last chance ignore this at your peril, I will be writing to you tomorrow, with the winning lotto numbers for Wednesday 18th of January 2012, yes, I know this seems a long way into your life, but I'm getting desperate, just make sure you invest a pound and what's left of your future will be spent in the lap of luxury.
Your's with great affection,
Me.