Antony Worrall Thompson
Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheddar? How dairy!
Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheese and wine.And that was only for starters.
Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk,yeast and flour from his local Tesco.He's clearly run out of dough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?Because it was stuffed up Worrall Thompson's jacket.
Asked how he feels about stealing cheese,Anthony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature.
You may also remember,Jonathon Ross was caught stealing a kitchen utensil from the same branch of Tesco.When he was apprehended he was alleged to have said:"I thought it was a whisk worth taking.
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