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Re: Joke Of The Day
An old man, Mr Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
"Yes,Nurse,"said Mr Wallace.
"My Private Part died today,and I am very sad".
knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied "oh, im so sorry, Mr Wallace. Please accept my condolences".
The folowing day, Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his private parts hanging out of his pajamas
He met nurse Tracy. "Mr Wallace, "she said, you shouldnt be walking down the hall like that. "Please put your private part back inside your pajamas".
"But nurse Tracy, i cant", replied Mr Wallace
" i told you yesterday that my private part had died".
"yes, "said nurse Tracy "you did tell me that, by why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well," he replied," Today is the viewing."
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