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Male or Female
Freezer Bags......Male...Because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
Photocopiers.....Female.....They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreck havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tyres....Male...They go bald easily and are often over inflated.
Hot Air Balloons...Male...Because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them.
Sponges...Female...There soft squeezable and retain water.
Web Pages....Female...Because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Trains... Male...They always use the same old lines to pick up people.
Egg Timers....Female... Because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers...Male...Because in the last 500 years..they've hardly changed at all..and are occasionally handy to have around.
The Remote Control...Female...It easily gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it,and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he keeps trying.
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