It's been a while since we've had a sick joke or two on Accyweb, so I'll start things off...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking out etc.
A couple more weeks passed by before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Scottish."
The other patient signalled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Irish."
This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the Scotsman summoned up the strength to say, "Glasgow."
Again the Irishman replied, in a weedy frail voice, "Dublin."
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out.
Days passed before the Scotsman managed to again point to himself and say, "Jimmy."
The Irishman motioned to himself, and said, "Paddy."
A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer".
Paddy responded, "Sagittarius."
