Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 01-02-2012, 12:07   #1598
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A missionary went to a remote part of the world to teach some natives.On his travels he came to a small village where he decided to make a speech.It went something like this:
Missionary:"All men are your enemies and you must love your enemies."
The natives raised their spears and shouted "Hussanga!"
Missionary:"If a man should smite you,turn the other cheek."
The natives raised their spears again and shouted "Hussanga!"
Missionary:"Fighting is wrong--you must not fight."
Once again,the natives raised their spears and shouted."Hussanga!"
The missionary decided he had said enough for one day and as he made his way off the platform he said to the native nearest to him: "I think my little speech went down quite well,don't you? You all seemed to agree with it."
"Hmm," said the native. "Mind you don't tread in the hussanga when you get off the platform."
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