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Abe rushed round to Samuel's house,extremely distressed."De most terrible thing just happened.I meet my son off de plane and he says to me,"Papa,"he says,"I"ve been converted. I'm a Christian."'
Samuel listened in silence then said,quietly,"Vell,de same thing happened to me.I,too,just met my son off de ship and he too has been converted.Vot shall ve do?"
They decided to consult the rabbi but,alas his son had suddenly been converted.So in desperation, the three men went to the synagogue and prayed as they had never prayed before.
After a while there was a great crash of thunder and a voice boomed: Gentlemen,you know vot? I had de same trouble myself.