[Stevie R]

Talking about rabbit`s,my mate used to have one,it was a talking rabbit.

Last summer,my mate asked me to look after his rabbit whilst he went on his jollies,

`What am I going to feed it on`? Says I. `Rabbit`ll tell you`.Says my mate.

Sure enough,I ask the rabbit what it wants and it tells me `cheese and onion toastie`

next day,same but with extra mushrooms,day after ham,day after that olives.

My mates rabbit got any topping it wanted.

My mates rabbit died the day my mate came back from holidays.

Devastated,my mate said `How could you let this happen`?

`I`m sorry my mate, I think it died from mixing my toasties.