In the event of: My critters are already taken care of ... or, more precisely, I have already found folks who will be more than happy to take care of them.
For the rest of it, I don't really care. I'll be dead. I've already signed away the mortal remains for medical experiments, or whatever. My liver will be sent to a museum. I've got better things to do with what little time I have left than to worry about the problems I will cause by making my death as unorganized as my life
