[claytonx]

One day the lion woke up feeling better than he had ever done before.He felt so fit and healthy he could beat the world.So he rose proudly and went for a prowl in the jungle.Soon he came across a snake and the lion stopped.
"Who is the king of the jungle?"asked the lion.
"You of course,"replied the snake,and slithered away.
Next the lion came to a small pool where he found a crocodile.
"Who is king of the jungle?"
"Why, you are," replied the crocodile and slid off into the murky depths of the water.
This went on all morning,all the animals agreeing that the lion was the king of the jungle.Then he came across an elephant
"Who is the king of the jungle?"asked the lion.
In reply,the elephant picked up the lion with its trunk,hurled the lion around in the air and then bashed him against the ground and stamped on him.
"All right,all right,"groaned the batterd lion."There's no need to get angry just because you don't know the answer."