Thread: Pets Are Back
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Old 20-11-2004, 16:19   #5
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Re: Pets Are Back

My Tallulah has had a wonderful time at Uncle Roy's. She said that all the petz spent some time in Russia where unfortunately they all developed a taste for Vodka. She says that they really partied heavily and that Roy is a party animal. Many of them have been drying out in the Priory Clinic for the last month and have all recovered well (except for Simon's dog who seems to have turned a mysterious shade of green) Experts at the Priory commented that sometimes strong Russian Vodka has this effect, especially on the novice drinker. Medical experts disagree, leading Vet Dr C Lyon thinks that this may be the canine STI dogorrhoea which is only caught when doggies lose their inhibitions after drinking Russian vodka....
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