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claytonx · 10-02-2012, 12:20

Hassan and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different parts of London
Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 or£3 ever day.
Hassan brings home a suitcase full of £10 notes.drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage free house and has lots of money.
Habib says to Hassan, "I work just as long as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?"
Hassan says "look at your sign,what does it say?"
Habib's sign reads:"I have no work,a wife and six kids to support.".
Hassan says, "no wonder you only get £2 -£3!
Haib says..."so what does your sign say?"
Hassan shows Habib his sign...

It reads:"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan."

10-02-2012, 12:20	#1609
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different parts of London Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 or£3 ever day. Hassan brings home a suitcase full of £10 notes.drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage free house and has lots of money. Habib says to Hassan, "I work just as long as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?" Hassan says "look at your sign,what does it say?" Habib's sign reads:"I have no work,a wife and six kids to support.". Hassan says, "no wonder you only get £2 -£3! Haib says..."so what does your sign say?" Hassan shows Habib his sign... It reads:"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan."