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Old 11-02-2012, 12:49   #1610
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Re: Joke Of The Day

My wife and I walked past a swankey new restaurant last night."Did you smell that food?"she asked."Incredible!
Being the nice guy that I am,I thought "Blow it,I'll treat her
"So we walked past again.

What weighs two tons and wears a flower behind its ear?---A hippy potamus.

What is one of the main causes of sleepwalking?----Twin beds.
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