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claytonx · 14-02-2012, 12:02

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 nothing was moving
Suddenly,a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,"what's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP's during a sitting of parliament,and they're asking for a £100 million ransom,otherwise,they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving,on average?"the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

If you sat in a bucket of glue would you have a sticky end?

Is playing tennis courting disaster----or is it a racket?

14-02-2012, 12:02	#1614
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 nothing was moving Suddenly,a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,"what's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP's during a sitting of parliament,and they're asking for a £100 million ransom,otherwise,they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving,on average?"the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." If you sat in a bucket of glue would you have a sticky end? Is playing tennis courting disaster----or is it a racket?