[Retlaw]

Cherie Blair's Chauffeur

Cherie Blair is touring the Mid-Wales countryside in a hired chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, and they hit it full on - the car comes to a screeching stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You'd better get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; so go and tell the bloody farmer,' snarls Cherie.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled but with a big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what's happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me in their barn. '

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Cherie.

'Well I just knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'