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Re: Joke Of The Day
Handsome young man,from behind a screen:"I've taken all y clothes off, nurse.Where shall I put them?"
Young nurse"On top of mine."
Inscription on a nun's tombstone:"Returned--unopened."
Nelson was dying on board H.M.S.Victory.He looked up,sadly,and said:
"Kiss me,Hardy!"
Hardy looked down and muttered:"All these years on the same ship and now he asks me."
"Mummy,Mummy!I keep going round in circles."
"Shut up---or I'll nail your other leg to the floor."
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