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claytonx · 18-02-2012, 11:37

Some of TOMMY COOPERS one liners

Two blondes walk it to a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering machine message....'if you want to buy marijuana press the hash key.'

A chap walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm shorts.The shrink says,'well,i can clearly see your nuts.'

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...but couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.A strong currant pulled him in.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

18-02-2012, 11:37	#1619
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day Some of TOMMY COOPERS one liners Two blondes walk it to a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. Phone answering machine message....'if you want to buy marijuana press the hash key.' A chap walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm shorts.The shrink says,'well,i can clearly see your nuts.' I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...but couldn't find any. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.A strong currant pulled him in. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.