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claytonx · 19-02-2012, 12:14

Paddy says to Mick,"Christmas is on a Friday this year"...Mick says"Lets hope it's not the 13th."
"Paddy and Mick find three grenades,so they take them to the police station.Mick:"What if one explodes before we get there?"Paddy:"We'll lie and say we only found two."
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".Paddy spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up.
Mick shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?"asks the doctor."No",shouts Mick,"this is her husband."
"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:"If they fell forwards,they'd still be in the bloody boat."
Joe says to Paddy:"Close your curtains the next time you make love to your wife.The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."Paddy says:"Well the joke's on them the stupid idiots because I wasn't even home yesterday."

19-02-2012, 12:14	#1620
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day Paddy says to Mick,"Christmas is on a Friday this year"...Mick says"Lets hope it's not the 13th." "Paddy and Mick find three grenades,so they take them to the police station.Mick:"What if one explodes before we get there?"Paddy:"We'll lie and say we only found two." Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".Paddy spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up. Mick shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?"asks the doctor."No",shouts Mick,"this is her husband." "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies:"If they fell forwards,they'd still be in the bloody boat." Joe says to Paddy:"Close your curtains the next time you make love to your wife.The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."Paddy says:"Well the joke's on them the stupid idiots because I wasn't even home yesterday."