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claytonx · 20-02-2012, 10:29

More Tommy Cooper Jokes

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.Police say that he topped himself.

'Doc I can't stop singing'The Green Green Grass of Home
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

What do you call a fish with no eyes?a fsh.

Apparently,1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese,There are 5 people in my family,so it must be one of them.It's either my mum or my dad,or my older brother Colin,or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

20-02-2012, 10:29	#1621
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day More Tommy Cooper Jokes Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.Police say that he topped himself. 'Doc I can't stop singing'The Green Green Grass of Home 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' What do you call a fish with no eyes?a fsh. Apparently,1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese,There are 5 people in my family,so it must be one of them.It's either my mum or my dad,or my older brother Colin,or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.