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A country yokel and a professor were in a train,and as it was a long journey they eventually got to talking.
"Every time you miss a riddle you give me a pound,and every time I miss one I give you a pound" said the professor,when they had run out of the ususl things to talk about.
"Ah but you're better educated than me,so I'll give you 50p and you give me a quid,"suggested the yokel.
The professor agreed and the yokel made up the first riddle:"What hasthree legs walking and two legs flying?"
The professor didn't know,so he gave the yokel a pound.The yokel didn't know either,so he gave the professor 50p.

How do porcupines make love? Carefully...very carefully.

Policeman:'Anything you say may be held against you.'
Writer' Jane Asher.'