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claytonx · 22-02-2012, 11:51

A Few More From Tommy Cooper

Two fat blokes in a pub,one says to the other 'Your round.'The other one says 'So are you ,you fat begger.

'You know,somebody actually complemented me on my driving today.They left a little note on the windscreen.It said,'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

A man walked into the doctors,he said I've hurt my arm in several places The doctor said,'Well don't go there any more.

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

22-02-2012, 11:51	#1623
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day A Few More From Tommy Cooper Two fat blokes in a pub,one says to the other 'Your round.'The other one says 'So are you ,you fat begger. 'You know,somebody actually complemented me on my driving today.They left a little note on the windscreen.It said,'Parking Fine.'So that was nice. A man walked into the doctors,he said I've hurt my arm in several places The doctor said,'Well don't go there any more. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.