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A British diplomat in Moscow was attending a dinner party at the Kremlin,and much to his enjoyment he found himself seated next to a beautiful young woman.
During the course of the meal the diplomat dropped his hankerchief,and gently stroked the ankle of the young woman as he picked it up.But this brought no responce.
The diplomat soon dropped a fork,and gently patted the woman's knee when he picked up the fork,But the woman still remained silent.
As he dropped his knife to the floor,the diplomat noticed the young woman scribbling hastily on the back of a menu.She handed him what she had written and the diplomat was somewhat surprised to read:'When you reach your destination show no astonishment.Roger Barrington-Smythe,M.I.5.'