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David was out all night with the glamorous hostess from a notorious Soho night club.When he returned home at five o'clock in the morning he tried to sneak into bed with his wife without waking her.But he was unsuccessful and she turned on the bedside light and watched her husband undress before putting on his pyjamas.
"Where is your underwear?" she demanded,when it was obvious that David had not been wearing any even before he had started to undress.
"My God!"cried David,in anguish."I've been robbed!"

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat and drink and be Mary.

If you need a shoulder to cry on pull off to the side of the road.

Definition of a teenager God's punishment for enjoying sex.

As you slide down the banister of life,may the splinters never point the wrong way.