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Re: Joke Of The Day
A friend sent the following today after my telling her that I had a devoted crew who I coxed at Torpids in 1986 for Trinity in Oxford!
Are you insured for sex?
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.
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Sex on the telephone
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Sex with your Partner
Standard Life
Sex with someone different
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Sex with a Fat bird
More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car
Sheila’s Wheels
Sex with a posh bird
Privileged
Sex with a transvestite
Confused.com
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“Beauty is an experience, nothing else. It is not a fixed pattern or an arrangement of features. It is something felt, a glow or a communicated sense of fineness.” ~ D. H. Lawrence
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