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Re: Joke Of The Day
The married couple arrived late one night at a hotel only to be told by the manager:"I"am sorry, but we're full up--but you can have the bridal suite."
"But we've been married for more than fifty years,"said the husband.
"So?"said the manager."I can let you have the ballroom but you don't have to dance."
A man jumped into a 482 mile long river in France in the early hours of this morning.He is said to be in seine.
The police are looking for a man with one eye.Typical inefficiency.
My wife is so jealous and suspicious that even her eyes watch each other.
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