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claytonx · 29-02-2012, 10:29

A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.Within a few weeks the gorilla,a female became very difficult to handle.Upon examination,the veterinarian determined the problem.The gorilla was in season and to make matters worse,ther was no male gorilla available.Thinking about their problem,the zoo keeper thought of Geordie Elliott,a local lad and part time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.Geordie,like many Newcastle men,felt he had ample ability to satisfy any femal.The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution so Geordie was approached with a proporsition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Geordie showed some intrest,but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day,he announced that he would accept their offer,but only under four conditions: 1 "Forst",Geordie said "Nee kissin on the lips."The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.2 "Secund"he said.Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.3 "Thord"Geordie said,"Ah want aall the bairns raised as Nuwcastle fans"Once again it was agreed.4"And last of all"Geordie stated,"You gotta givvus another week to come up with the £500."

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29-02-2012, 10:29	#1632
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.Within a few weeks the gorilla,a female became very difficult to handle.Upon examination,the veterinarian determined the problem.The gorilla was in season and to make matters worse,ther was no male gorilla available.Thinking about their problem,the zoo keeper thought of Geordie Elliott,a local lad and part time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.Geordie,like many Newcastle men,felt he had ample ability to satisfy any femal.The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution so Geordie was approached with a proporsition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Geordie showed some intrest,but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day,he announced that he would accept their offer,but only under four conditions: 1 "Forst",Geordie said "Nee kissin on the lips."The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.2 "Secund"he said.Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.3 "Thord"Geordie said,"Ah want aall the bairns raised as Nuwcastle fans"Once again it was agreed.4"And last of all"Geordie stated,"You gotta givvus another week to come up with the £500." As you will understand could not check for spelling.