[claytonx]

Awoman threatened he husband with devorce if he continued to chase after other women.The husband begged forgiveness and solemnly swore not to pay any attention to women other than his wife.
He managed to keep his promise for a few months,but then his wife discovered him kissing a female midget.
"I"m terribly sorry,"apologized the man to his wife,"but you must admit that I'm tapering off a bit.

The sun scorched vampire was crawling through the desert,crying 'Blood!Blood!'

Where do you find mangoes? With womangoes