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Re: Joke Of The Day
A small boy,absent from school for two days,returns.'Hello.Barry,'said the teacher.'Why have you been away from school?'
'Sorry,miss,my dad got burnt.'
'Oh! said the teacher,'nothing serious,I hope.'
'They don't mess about at the Crematorium,miss!'
The two red corpuscles-- they loved in vein.
What do you put on a pig with a sore nose?Oinkment.
What is the opposite of minimum? Minidad.
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