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Two young girls were talking in their office canteen when the subject,as usual,came round to discussing the men in their office.
"I wouldn't have anything to do with Graham Smith,if I were you,"said one of the girls.
"But why not?"asked her friend."He seems such a nice sort of man."
"Ah!But he knows an awful lot of very dirty songs."
"But surely he doesn't sing them in the office?"asked the friend."I"ve never heard him singing dirty songs."
"No,perhaps not--but he certainly whistles them!"

My father was very religious--he wouldn't work if there was a Sunday in the week.

Our family was so poor my sister was made in Hong Kong.