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Re: Joke Of The Day
The body of a man was found today in Hyde Park. The body had been hacked into a thousand pieces and tied in a sack.Police do not yet know if it was suicide.
Wife by text to husband at work
"Windows at home frozen--what should I do?"
Husband--"spray some de-icer on them or pour some hot water on them."
Wife a few minutes later "Done that,now computer wont work at all."
I love kids,I used to go to school with them.
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