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claytonx · 06-03-2012, 12:38

For three years Amy Clegg parrot had not said a single word,and eventually she became convinced it was simply a stupid parrot unable to learn to speak English.
Then one day as she was feeding it a piece of lettuce as a special treat,the parrot suddenly squawked:'There's a maggot on it,there's a maggot on it!'
Amy Clegg was astonished.'You can talk!' she exclaimed. 'But why haven't you spoken in all the three years that I've been keeping you?'
'Oh,'replied the parrot,'the food has been excellent up to now.'

A dumpling today was said to be in a bit of a stew.

The plan to wrap all meat pies in tin has been foiled.

A beautiful young typist kissed a Prince last night.He turned into a toad.

06-03-2012, 12:38	#1640
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day For three years Amy Clegg parrot had not said a single word,and eventually she became convinced it was simply a stupid parrot unable to learn to speak English. Then one day as she was feeding it a piece of lettuce as a special treat,the parrot suddenly squawked:'There's a maggot on it,there's a maggot on it!' Amy Clegg was astonished.'You can talk!' she exclaimed. 'But why haven't you spoken in all the three years that I've been keeping you?' 'Oh,'replied the parrot,'the food has been excellent up to now.' A dumpling today was said to be in a bit of a stew. The plan to wrap all meat pies in tin has been foiled. A beautiful young typist kissed a Prince last night.He turned into a toad.