[lettie]

Here's one for you footie fans out there......

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were
eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time for
lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his
lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time
I'm going to jump off, too." Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham &
Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping
too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his
death. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham
opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny ar$eless bint wearing oversized
sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at
me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."