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Re: Joke Of The Day
A middle-aged woman clambered on to a London bus with three sets of twins trailing behind her.When they were all seated in the bus,the conductor asked her:'Do you always get twins?'
'Oh,no!' replied the woman.'Hundreds of times we don't get anything.'
The only reason there is a population explosion is because it is such great fun to light the fuse.
My wife frequently goes for a tramp in the woods--fortunately for him, he always manages to get away.
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