[claytonx]

While travelling in a sleeping compartment in a train,the man on the top bunk was woken up by someone tapping from below.'Hello?'he said.
'Are you awake?'asked a female voice from below.
'Yes.'
'It's terribly cold down here.I wonder if you would mind letting me have an extra blanket.'
'I've got a better idea,' replied the man. 'Lets pretend we are married.'
'That's a lovely idea!' giggled the woman.
'Right,' said the man,now get your own damn blanket!'

'Excuse me,madam,we are doing a survey.Can you tell me what you think of sex on the television?'
'Very uncomfortable.'

The wages of sin are high--unless you know someone who'll do it for free.