[Sara]

[/B]Christmas is here soon, be careful with the labels on your presents[B]


A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They
> hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard
> before remembering that on their last couple of dates she had
> complained her hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves
> might be appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful.
>
> Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods
> and he bought a stylish pair of cream-colored leather gloves.
> At the same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both
> asked for their purchases to be gift-wrapped.
>
> Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the guy left
> with the gift-wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister
> left with the gloves.
>
> The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his
> present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house
> she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front door
> accompanied by the following note:
>
> Happy Birthday Darling,
> I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in
> the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it
> not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white
> buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off
> I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant
> showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly
> soiled at all.
> I had her try on yours & 'though a little tight, they looked really
> smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & in
> fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I wish you'd
> been there so I could've put them on for you myself, as no doubt
> many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again. Just
> think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year.
> When you take them off, remember to blow into them, as they will
> be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday
> night.
> All my love,
>
> Will
> XXX
>
> P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
> showing