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In the east end of London people learn about life very quickly.
Two boys were playing in the street when they saw a friend peering through a window into a house.
'Quick!'he said 'There's a man and woman fighting in bed.'
One of the other boys,aged about six,looked and said:'They're not fighting--they're making love.'
The third little boy had a look ,too,and said:'Yes-and badly.'

'Darling, what do you think of the Middle East position?'
'I don't know, I've never tried it.'