[claytonx]

The young girl arrived home late from an evening out with her boyfriend.as she stomped into her flat and slammed the door her flatmate came out of her bedroom to see what all the noise was about.
'Oh!'exclaimed the girl.'Berkeley is the limit! I had to slap his face several times this evening!'
'Why,what did he do?' asked the flatmate eagerly.
'Nothing,unfortunately,' muttered the pretty young girl.
'I had to slap his face to see if he was awake.'

I don't smoke,don't drink and don't make passes at my girlfriend---I make my own dresses too!

I was an unwanted child---my mother wanted puppies.