[claytonx]

The lady was having an argument with her maid. Before leaving the room the maid decided to say exactly what she thought.
'You might like to know,'she said,'that your husband told me only last week that I am a far better housekeeper and cook than you are.He also said I was much better looking!'
The lady remained silent.
'And that's not all,'continued the maid, 'I'm far better than you in bed.'
'I suppose my husband told you that as well!'snapped the lady.
'No,'replied the maid,'the gardener did.'