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Re: Joke Of The Day
Young man turning to the young girl seated next to him:'You know, Joan,' he said,'your parents have invited me over for dinner so often I'm beginning to feel sort of obligated.Will you marry me?'
'If I refuse to go to bed with you, will you really commit suicide?'
'That has been my usual procedure, yes.'
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?----A nervous wreck.
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