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'Roll up! Roll up! Buy this miraculous cure for old age and colds.Rigor mortis can be cured! Roll up! Roll up!' called the fairground quack doctor.
He soon collected a large crowd around his stall,and the quack went on to proclaim the merits of his products.'this miraculous mixture actually cures old age.You have only to look at me to see the proof of its power.I am over two hundred and fifty years old.'
One astonished man in the crowd turned to the quack's beautiful young assistant and said:'Say,Miss, is what the gentleman says really true?Is he really over two hundred and fifty years old?'
'I'm afraid I can't really say,' replied the quack's assistant.'I've only been working for him for the past ninety three years.'

The only difference between rape and seduction is patience.

I met Claudia Hott-Iron yesterday-- she made a great impression on me.