[garinda]

Originally Posted by susie123

We live on a private road with a back lane behind our garden wall that has a grass verge up against the wall. On the other side of the lane is an old cemetery where many people walk their dogs so the incidence of poo in our area is quite high. However the other day I came across a deposit which had definitely not issued from a canine backside.

Some person (I won't call them a human as that is too polite a term for someone who did what they did) had made themselves very comfy in the grass snuggled up against our wall and then proceeded to leave us a present. First they laid down a piece of kitchen roll, then did what they had to do (it was definitely not the shape of a dog turd) and tried to cover it with more tissue, then presumably hutched up their trousers and proceeded on their way. Delightful or not? I leave you to judge the mentality of that individual.

Yuk.

Though you should perhaps have used a spirit level on it.

To check if it was a paranormal plop.

Left by one waiting to pass over to the otherside.

Where hopefully they have flushing toilets.