Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 24-03-2012, 10:38   #1659
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Re: Joke Of The Day

James,take off my dress.Now my bra,and now my panties.....and if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again I'll smash your stupid face in.

The man kissed the girl passionately.
Girl: 'I thought a quick one before dinner ment a drink.'

He used to go out with a girl called Ruth. Then she left him,so he became ruthless.

When asked for a donation to the local orphanage a Scotsman sent two orphans.
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