[Retlaw]

The Bob visits the local tavern for a quiet ale or two with his club
mates.
He finds that his mates have organised a compeition with a prize for the
best toast of the evening..
When it Bob's turn he stands, raises his glass high and in a loud voice says
" Here's to me spending every night of the rest of my life between my wifes
legs.
Well his mates all agree that the toast is the best of the night and he
wind the prize.

When he arrives home his wife asks what have you got there?
Is a priuze I won at the tavern!
What for?
The best toast of the night!
And what may I ask was the toast?

Er..Er..Er...Here to me spending every Sunday morning in church with me
darling wife.

That a great idea she says.

The next day while shopping at the local supermarket his wife runs into
one of his drinking mates wh has a funny smile on his face.
His mates says " did you hear that Bob won a prise last night!
Yes she says, Im a bit suprised though he only been there twice in the
last four years. The first time he fell a sleep. The second I had to pull
his ears to get him to come.