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kestrelx · 27-03-2012, 22:13

Councillor Simon Parkes claims his real Mother is a 9ft green Alien!

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Labour councillor's 'real' mother was a 9ft green alien | UK news | guardian.co.uk

"It's fair to say about the Labour leadership, as our own Ed Jacobs has just done, that they're taking time to enthuse the UK public with their proposals and personalities.
Nothing wrong with that. Easy come-easy go is a sound rule in politics as in much else. I wonder if it will apply to a completely different Labour phenomenon on the Yorkshire coast: local councillor Simon Parkes who has had no problem with attracting interest.
He says that he was adopted as a baby by a 9ft tall, green alien which explained that she was his 'real, more important' mother. Later, when he was 11, she took him on board her spacecraft and a deal was struck about contact between the two worlds."

27-03-2012, 22:13	#1
kestrelx Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: London town Posts: 3,652 Liked: 96 times Rep Power: 77812	My Mother is a 9ft Alien; Claims Councillor! Councillor Simon Parkes claims his real Mother is a 9ft green Alien! Quote- Labour councillor's 'real' mother was a 9ft green alien \| UK news \| guardian.co.uk "It's fair to say about the Labour leadership, as our own Ed Jacobs has just done, that they're taking time to enthuse the UK public with their proposals and personalities. Nothing wrong with that. Easy come-easy go is a sound rule in politics as in much else. I wonder if it will apply to a completely different Labour phenomenon on the Yorkshire coast: local councillor Simon Parkes who has had no problem with attracting interest. He says that he was adopted as a baby by a 9ft tall, green alien which explained that she was his 'real, more important' mother. Later, when he was 11, she took him on board her spacecraft and a deal was struck about contact between the two worlds." Last edited by kestrelx; 27-03-2012 at 22:18.