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claytonx · 28-03-2012, 15:03

Pupil:'Can I have a cigarette?'
Teacher:'Good heavens! No,certainly not! Do you want to get me into trouble?'
Pupil:'Well all right then,Miss.But I'd rather have a cigarette

Why does a giraffe have such a log neck? Because it can't stand the smell of its feet.

What is sticky and used to sing?-------- Gluey Armstrong.

28-03-2012, 15:03	#1664
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day Pupil:'Can I have a cigarette?' Teacher:'Good heavens! No,certainly not! Do you want to get me into trouble?' Pupil:'Well all right then,Miss.But I'd rather have a cigarette Why does a giraffe have such a log neck? Because it can't stand the smell of its feet. What is sticky and used to sing?-------- Gluey Armstrong.