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The mother of one of the servants came storming into the lord's manor,demanding to see the lord.
'What is it you want?'asked the lord,when the angry woman was brought before him.
'It's about my daughter Jenny--she works here,'said the woman.'You've got her pregnant!'
'Don't worry,'replied the lord.'If she really is pregnant then I'll give you ten thousand pounds-and when the little one comes along I'll set up a trust fund for thirty thousand pounds.Does that seem fair?'
'You're very kind,'agreed the woman,but if it doesn't happen--will you give her another chance?'

'What is fire?'
'That is a burning question.'

Policeman:'Anything you say may be taken down...'
Man: 'Knickers!'