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A scotsman was travelling across the Forth Bridge when he was asked for his ticket.After searching himself without success he told the ticket inspector he must have lost hi ticket.
The inspector did not believe this.so he questioned the Scotsman further,but the scot insisted on sticking to his story.
Eventually,the inspector lost his temper and threw the Scot's large suitcase over the bridge.
'Hoots, mon! complained the Scot.'First ye try to make me pay twice.and then ya droon ma wee boy!'