Dear Staggers,
I wish to inform you that due to your blatent infringement of my copyright please see following attachment:-
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/s...ead.php?t=6477
My virtual Solicitor will be approaching your virtual Solicitor with the view to issuing a summons for re-compense of virtual monies lost from my said posting, if you wish to avoid the said virtual action then a lavish amount of your best bitter & also similar amounts of Lager for my witness Mick will have to be purchased by you. No, not virtual pints ACTUAL pints!
