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Old 25-11-2004, 18:25   #877
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Three men die in a car accident.They all find themselves at the pearly
gates, waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they are told that they
must present something Christmassy.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistltoe, so he is
allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of knickers.

Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks him: "How do these
represent Christmas?"

The man answers: "They're Carol's."

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