[staggeringman]

taffy gets marooned on a island
with his faithful sheepdog and one sheep,
they all go down to the beach every night
and watch the sunset,
this particular night taffy feels horney,
and puts his arm around the sheep,
the dog growls at taf who quickly
removes his arm,so they retire to bed.
on the beach the next day they come across
a body! one of the most beautiful woman ever seen,
taffy leans down and she is still breathing so
they take her back to the hut and start to nurse
her back to health she starts to get better and
the beautiful woman asks what they do to stop
boredom? so taffy tells her they go down to the
beach every night to watch the sunset!
they all go down to the beach and watch the sunset
every night, one night the sunset is so beautiful
that both the woman and taffy are horney as hell.
she turns to him and says how can i repay you for
saving my life....taffy turns round and says take that
bleeding dog for a walk!!